Tonto performs on Easter Sunday, at the sold-out AY Live concert. Photo: Trendz |
It’s no longer a hidden fact that the
line between the Nigerian movie and music industry is gradually becoming
blurred if it hasn’t downright disappeared, with actors and actresses
trying out the music scene and musicians trying out their acting skills.
Not altogether a bad idea, but
considering the haphazard way the industry is run, and the special way
we hype and celebrate random mediocrity, the result of this merger
hasn’t been an all-round success.
In October 2012, one of Nigeria’s screen goddesses (I loosely use that term) Miss Tonto Dike, decided it was time to follow the footsteps of her elder sisters by jumping on the music bandwagon.
Considering the fact that she had earned notoriety in the movie industry with her sometimes questionable conduct and many controversies, the public outcry at her announcement was not unexpected.
Tonto made good her promise and
delivered (3) official singles. (I’m not going to get into the
reactions, you already know, don’t you? After all, you dey dia! Lol)
Moving on, we waited for the singles, it
came. We waited for the videos, it came. And then, we waited for her
stage performance: and it came! It came in the usual Tonto Dike
fashion: a lot of window dressing, fanfare, and packaging, but very
little substance.
Coming on the AY LIVE stage with hooded
dancers, and wearing white granny pants (sorry bum shorts) and a white
sleeveless top with black bow tie, blond wig and black shades, she cut
quite the picture.
Kicking off the performance with her latest single ‘Jeje’, and then, doing a mash up of her other singles : ‘Itz over’ and ‘Crazically fit’,
it was not much of a performance, as Tonto chose to lip sync rather
than actually sing. (Who can blame her though? Singing isn’t exactly one
of her strong points)
She obviously spent a lot of time
rehearsing with her dancers, because the moves were well delivered, and
coordinated if not spectacular. Too bad, Tonto kept pulling at her high
waist bum shorts, to stop her lower butt cheeks from spilling out.
In the end, it was like watching a dance crew, perform to a medley of unfamiliar songs.
Even with the blond wig, Tonto did not
stand out as a performer. She blended in with her dancers so much; you
actually have to concentrate in order to pick her out. At the end of
the set, the impression gotten is that she spent too much time, trying
to get the dance moves right, instead of connecting with her audience
and drawing them into the performance.
I must however applaud Miss Tonto for
putting some effort into preparing her stage set, which is more than I
can say for some ‘super stars’. However, if you really want to do this
seriously dear, get a vocal coach, employ a song writer and work with
talented producers.
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