Tuesday, 9 February 2016

Funny Ways to breakup with your Lover before Feb. 14

16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!

You don't even respect me. I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!



More.....

I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!

I told u I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You don't
care about me. It's over!

I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the
other. You fried the one you were supposed to
boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry.
You are not obedient, It’s
over!

I messaged you at 11:59pm and you
replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply
me the next day?... its over!!!!

I call u DARLING and you called me
HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a
BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your, bags. its
over!

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